A Few Things About Me

I am one of the writers for MyFrenchLife, a wonderful website about all things France. It is now running a series about their writers, and I was asked to answer a few questions about my background. Here is the result, in case you might find it interesting.

Something you may not know about Keith

In 1983, at the age of 24, I backpacked around the world by myself for six months. It was lonely at times, as email and texts didn’t exist, and international phone calls were crazy expensive. But it allowed me to explore the world and meet many kind and helpful people. And for six months, I was never bored!

How did Keith become a writer?

My wife Val and I started living part-time in Provence about 20 years ago. To keep family and friends up to date, we started a little blog of our adventures and (especially) our misadventures. When you move to a new country and don’t know its language or its customs, you do a lot of stupid things. When that happens, my attitude is you can either wallow in self-pity or turn your humiliation into a funny story, which is what I did.

Several friends suggested I turn these stories into a book, which I thought was silly—I’m a boring finance guy. But then I asked a friend who is a successful author, and he encouraged me to try. “There’s a place in the world for fun little books,” he said, so off I went.

To my great surprise, the book sold quite well, so I wrote another one, which was also a success. And I started writing articles about Provence and France. After a few years, I had a lot of them, so I used them to write a guidebook to Provence.

And voilà! A boring finance guy becomes an author!

Biggest challenges

I can say with certainty that learning a foreign language in your 50s is hard. Like, really hard.

Some years ago, Val and I worked for American companies in the French-speaking part of Switzerland, but I didn’t learn the language. I could say hello and order food in restaurants, but that was about it. I couldn’t read the newspaper or watch TV, and I couldn’t connect with the Swiss the way I would have liked.

I wanted to have a different experience in France, which meant learning the language. I took a couple of courses for grammar basics, but that doesn’t get you very far. To make progress, you have to open your mouth and be prepared for regular embarrassment, which I experienced plenty of (see “turn humiliation into funny stories” above.) But I slowly made progress.

I now speak good French and can spend all day in the language. It’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, but also one of the most satisfying.

Why I Love Provence

I was interviewed recently by The Connexion about my life in Provence. Every month it features an English-speaking expat in France, asking what they think about living there. The people interviewed are usually those who have moved to France full-time, but I guess they wanted to mix it up this month and talk to a part-timer like me.

If you guessed that I love it in Provence, you would be right! Here’s the interview in The Connection!

French Extraterrestrial Prepares to Invade the NBA

Today is one of the most important dates in the basketball calendar, when the teams of the  National Basketball Association (NBA) select the players who will join their teams the following season. The selection process takes the form of a player draft, with teams selecting players in a predetermined order. The worst teams pick first and the best teams last, to try to give weaker teams the chance to improve.

There has been considerable buzz this year, as the first player selected will be Victor Wembanyama of France. He’s the most anticipated young player in decades, so good he’s been called an “alien” (meaning his talents are otherworldly.)

What makes young Victor so special? Is it his immense height, his slick ball-handling skills, or perhaps his 3-point shot “as smooth as crème Chantilly“?

Read all about it in Frenchly!

Pick a Practical College Major…Like French!

We seem to live in a world of STEM Über Alles, where if a young person doesn’t learn to write computer code, he or she is condemned to a life as a dog walker. But are engineers destined to rule the world? Perhaps not.

The ultimate STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) archetype might be Mr. Spock of Star Trek fame, but let’s think about who is it that commands the Starship Enterprise. It’s not the ultra-logical Mr. Spock, but rather the clever and quick-thinking Captain Kirk.

What does this mean for today’s college students, faced with choosing a major field of study that will set them on a course for life? Should they pick a ‘practical’ major in the STEM field, or—god forbid—something useless like French?

Read all about it in My French Life!

10 Surprising French Inventions

France has a long history of innovation, in fields ranging from science to consumer goods to fashion. You might already know, for example, that the French invented photography, motion pictures, hot air balloons, and the hair dryer. But that’s not all!

How about the Etch a Sketch? Or margarine? Or the bicycle? Yes, they are French inventions all.

Read all about 10 surprising French Inventions in France Today!

A Fun Quiz About Provence

So you think you know Provence? Let’s find out!

I’ve written a series of articles called Only in Provence for the marvelous publication My French Life, and now I’ve created a short quiz about them. All of the answers can be found in the articles, or you can just go ahead and try your luck.

There are 14 questions in all and here are two of them.

Why did the ochre quarries of Roussillon go out of business?

    1. The quarries were depleted of their ochre
    2. French labor laws made the quarries uncompetitive
    3. New synthetic dyes were cheaper
    4. Earth tones didn’t go with groovy 1960s fashion

A transhumance is:

    1. When an alchemist turns lead into gold
    2. What Nostradamus predicted as the future of humanity
    3. The movement of sheep to higher pastures for the summer
    4. What you experience if you drink too much pastis

You can find a link to the answers at the bottom of the article. And if you add a comment, you’ll be eligible to win a free copy of my new book, An Insider’s Guide to Provence! 

Here’s the quiz. Good luck!

 

Leaping Lizards! Fun French Words About Animals

We use lots of different words to describe animals. It’s a flock of sheep but a herd of cattle. A pride of lions but a gaggle of geese. A litter of puppies but a swarm of bees.

Do the French use the same terms? Yes and no. Many are the same but not all, and that raises some interesting questions. For example, English-speakers refer to a chattering of starlings but in French it’s a murmur (murmure.) Does this mean that French starlings are better-behaved? Or maybe they’re just shy?

I list some of the fascinating words that are the same in both languages, like an exaltation of larks. And I explore the differences and what they might mean, like why French mice should be avoided and why you run from English crows like your life depends on it.

Read all about it in France Today!

Book Review: Lavender, Loss & Love at the Villa des Violettes

“Families come in all shapes and sizes.”

This phrase, spoken by one the women in Patricia Sands’ new novella, is a good summary of what this lovely book is about. And what families they are! United by love, friendship, and sometimes even biology. Sands shows us how families bind us together, forming the center of a life well-lived.

As with all of her books, Sands does a wonderful job of capturing the sights, smells, and flavors of this unique part of the world. We see the stunning ocher mines of Roussillon, the austere beauty of the Abbey de Senanque, and the magical sound & light show inside the Carrières de Lumières. We learn about Provencal traditions like la vendange—the grape harvest—where each new vintage begins with a joyous celebration. And of course, there are meals, lots of meals, with tables bursting with the bounty of Provence.

Learn more about this fun new book at Perfectly Provence!

Questions We Ask About Provence

Google knows a lot about us, A LOT. We ask it billions of questions and it keeps track of every one of them, constantly tallying what we really want to know. For example, a few of the top questions that Americans asked last year were, “Where is my refund?” (tax day), “Can dogs eat apples?” (yes), and “Is Europe a country?” (time to go back to school!)

Google uses its vast database to aid us when we pose a question, using auto-fill to complete what it thinks we are going to ask. So when we type “Why is”, Google might complete our question with “the sky blue?”—another of last year’s most popular queries.

This means we can use auto-fill to find out what people really think about a subject. As an American who lives part-time in Provence, I was curious what my fellow citizens ask about this magnificent corner of the world.

Find out what I learned at Perfectly Provence!

Book Review: A Season of Surprises by Patricia Sands

Patricia Sands is at it again! The author of the popular Love in Provence series has just published a novella, A Season of Surprises at the Villa des Violettes.

Readers are treated to a new chapter in the lives of our favorite Love in Provence characters—newlyweds Kat and Philippe, their wise neighbor Simone, Kat’s wacky friend Molly, and all the rest of the gang. Kat is opening a bed and breakfast at the Villa and preparations are frantic as the first customers are about to arrive. But then something goes terribly wrong…

Read all about it at Perfectly Provence!